Taken from [livejournal.com profile] brokengem.

Rules: Randomly pick 12 characters then answer the following smutty questions.

1. Sam Winchester
2. Hermione Granger
3. Clark Kent
4. Castiel
5. Johnny Storm
6. Chloe Sullivan
7. Rogue
8. Oliver Queen
9. Lois Lane (Lois&Clark)
10. Scott Summers
11. Sharpay Evans
12. Zack Morris

Does 10(Scott) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Uh.... wow, thats a tough one. I'd say maybe a little bit of both, although probably more voyeur, although I can see Emma changing his mind with towards an exhibitionist.

Who from your list would 11(Sharpay Evans) most likely bottom to?
Other than Rogue, Lois, Chloe, Hermione, and I'd have to say Zack, I'll ship her with any of them. (*shhh* Zack is either for Jessie... or for me. No one else! LMAO)

Would you rather do 3(Clark) or 5(Johnny)?
Eeeek... I don't really know.... On one side you got Clark - superhero alien from another planet, well built, blue eyes, All American Boy, bf you could take to the 'rents, hot, SUPERMAN..... and on the other side you have Johnny - superhero, blue/green/brown (i technically have NO clue what his eye color is, so if anyone could let me know, that would be great), pretty well built, extremely hot (literally), more than likely good in bed. Sorry Clarky, I got to pick Johnny.

Which of 4(Castiel) and 1(Sam) would you rather have do you?
Sam Winchester hands down. Sorry Castiel, but Sam was my first love in Supernatural.

12(Zack) and 2(Hermione) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
first = OMG, Love the pairing!!

"You know, I don't usually do this." Zack Morris moaned against her neck.

"Don't usually do what? Have sex in an airplane?" Hermione quirked, squeezing onto him.

"Well, that too." Hermione let out a grin at that before pulling his lips to hers.

"Me too... although I think I might start."


How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11(Sharpay Evans)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I'm not into girls, so no I don't. Thanks.

Where are 5(Johnny) and 9(Lois) most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
In either Lois's apartment or Johnny's.... and I'm not sure on my friend's list. Does anyone like Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman?

When 12(Zack) masturbates, (s)he thinks about...
Jessie.... or any of the Baywatch women. LOL... or in his earlier days, Kelly. :/

What is 11's(Sharpay) favorite sex toy?
I have to take brokengem's answer "Dominatrix outfits and props" and add a Troy Bolton robot. Hehe^^

Come up with a title for a 12(Zack)/7(Rogue)/1(Sam) three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: All Mixed Up
Warnings: Threesome. Adult Content. Possible bondage.... maybe some evil!Sam.
I would totally read it. I would write it too, lol.

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2(Hermione) or 6(Chloe)?
I'd have to say Chloe...

As a birthday present, 7(Rogue)'s longtime lover 5(Johnny) offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Hmm... I'm not sure, because I'm sure Johnny would have gotten Rogue to try like most of the kinks out there... maybe some dominatrix & whips.... or maybe some fire!powered sex.

Choose a food item for 4(Castiel) and 12(Zack) to use together.
Chocolate.

8(Oliver) and 4(Castiel) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
LOL... um, Oliver?

Which fetish is 9(Lois) least likely to indulge?
Threesomes.... wait, nevermind, I'm pretty sure she would like would like a Clark/her/Superman sandwitch. Mmmm.... Bestiality. Doubt she would go that way.

What would you do if you had 8(Oliver) naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5(Johnny) do if (s)he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Well... that answer is WAY private :wink: And I think Johnny would Oliver to Chloe.... or me.

What wouldn't 10(Scott) and 4(Castiel) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
I have absolutely no idea.

10(Scott) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9(Lois). Where is it? What does it say?
Her name in a typewriter on his upper shoulder.

Imagine that 2(Hermione) writes an erotic 11(Sharpay)/1(Sam)/6(Chloe) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Damn it... you know how much I hate summaries???!?!?

Sam catches Sharpay and Chloe together, and is asked to join in.

Yeah I know... not much, but thats all I could think of.

If 2(Hermione) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Oliver) react?
Oliver would more than likely pull her to the bed or maybe just jump her. ;D

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:

(9) Lois and (1) Sam are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8) Oliver walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)Oliver joins in, first paging (3) Clark, who's in the middle of fucking (5) Johnny into the mattress. (3)Clark abandons (5)Johnny on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Johnny, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4) Castiel attempts to rescue him. But (5)Johnny will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Scott is one of his regular clients.


LMAO.... I have to do some of these pairings....
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